the king of carrot flowers











barbieprivilege:

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

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me: :(

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coolforinfinity:

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

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belgiandad: “From VSCO ”

belgiandad:

From VSCO

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isakthesnake:

when ur drunk in a club bathroom having a heart to heart with a girl you’ve never met before

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